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richwhitelesbian:

powerdad bellows at his son “TIME FOR BED!” rowdy son says “no dad fuck off” powerdad starts bench pressing his son till hes dead and then it is always bed time

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heyfunniest:


michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

heyfunniest:

michael cera saves a young cactus from dehyration in the dry desert

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gallium-knight:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

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this is my favorite post

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nichbum:

i wish i had someone to do cute relationshippy things without the pressure of an actual relationship

If theres pressure to do things in your relationship I got news for yuh bruh. 

It’s not a relationship. 

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It’s going super well :)

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Shout to bare-bearhands for being the coolest person on this site